In case you didn’t know, “Schitt’s Creek” is, well, the Schitt.

The Canadian comedy created by Dan and Eugene Levy focuses on the uber-rich Rose family that suddenly becomes broke and is forced to move to the small, neighborly town of, yep, Schitt’s Creek — which, by the way, they actually own.

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One of the funniest shows on television, it is sadly in the process of wrapping up its sixth and final season; however, we’ll always have the gifs.

Therefore, in its honor, this edition of NHL power rankings is brought to you by Johnny, Moira (not Moira’s Rose’s), Alexis and David Rose and the townsfolk of Schitt’s Creek — to explain where all 31 NHL teams stand this week.

(All gifs from Giphy.com )

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NHL power rankings

1. Tampa Bay Lightning, 85 points (40-15-5)

Last ranking: 6

(Again, apologies to Jon Cooper.)

2. Boston Bruins, 86 points (37-11-12)

Last ranking: 2

3. Pittsburgh Penguins, 78 points (36-15-6)

Last ranking: 4

4. St. Louis Blues, 74 points (32-17-10)

Last ranking: 3

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5. Washington Capitals, 79 points (37-17-5)

Last ranking: 1   

6. Dallas Stars, 74 points (34-19-6)

Last ranking: 8

7. Edmonton Oilers, 70 points (32-21-6)

Last ranking: 10

8. Colorado Avalanche, 73 points (33-18-7)

Last ranking: 14

9. Vancouver Canucks, 69 points (32-22-5)

Last ranking: 5

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10. New York Islanders, 72 points (33-19-6)

Last ranking: 12

11. Vegas Golden Knights, 70 points (31-22-8)

Last ranking: 13

12. Philadelphia Flyers, 71 points (32-20-7)

Last ranking: 9

13. Columbus Blue Jackets, 72 points (30-18-12)

Last ranking: 7

14. Toronto Maple Leafs, 70 points (31-21-8)

Last ranking: 17

15. Florida Panthers, 68 points (31-22-6)

Last ranking: 11

16. Carolina Hurricanes, 70 points (33-21-4)

Last ranking: 15

17. Calgary Flames, 68 points (31-24-6)

Last ranking: 16

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18. Nashville Predators, 65 points (29-22-7)

Last ranking: 21

19. Arizona Coyotes, 68 points (30-24-8)

Last ranking: 18

20. Winnipeg Jets, 65 points (30-25-5)

Last ranking: 20

21. New York Rangers, 64 points (30-24-4)

Last ranking: 23

22. Chicago Blackhawks, 60 points (26-25-8)

Last ranking: 19

23. Minnesota Wild, 61 points (27-24-7 )

Last ranking: 22

24. Buffalo Sabres, 62 points (27-24-8)

Last ranking: 25

25. Montreal Canadiens, 62 points (27-26-8)

Last ranking: 24 

26. Los Angeles Kings, 47 points (21-33-5)

Last ranking: 30

27. New Jersey Devils, 54 points (22-26-10)

Last ranking: 29

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28. San Jose Sharks, 56 points (26-29-4)

Last ranking: 26

29. Anaheim Ducks, 55 points (24-28-7)

Last ranking: 29

30. Ottawa Senators, 51 points (20-28-11)

Last ranking: 28

31. Detroit Red Wings, 28 points (14-43-4)

Last ranking: 31

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